You just need a video camera (or a webcam with audio) to record some lines in costume, and then send the files over to me (By either youtube, skype, or my direct email address.)

Here. The script is down below
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*Seras Meets Seras joke*

Me: “So, basically the only differences between the two versions of Seras is that one is a ginger with a blue uniform, while the other is a blonde with a tan uniform. Either way, your pretty much getting the same damn uniform that was designed to make the fap-fodder more fapable.”

*Transmission effect. Seras Victoria in tan*

Seras in tan: “How dare you insult my uniform! It’s still a legitimate Hellsing uniform, just like any other one!”

*I rub my eyes in disbelief*

Me: “Did I chug another bottle of NyQuil? *Looks around*”

Seras in tan: “Where do you get off insulting me? I’m one of the main protagonists in the entire series! I do my fair share of work for my master and Sir Interga!”

Me: “Ignoring the fact that you probably had to break hyper time just to come to my universe and give an angry rebuttal to my opinion, why the hell are you worried about my opinion?! You’re a vampire, for godsake!”

*cut away from me, Seras Victoria in blue shows up*

Seras in blue: “Hold it, you blonde bimbo!”

Seras in tan: “Oh lord…”

Seras in blue: “If anyone is going to get revenge, it’s me! He’s making fun of me!”

Seras in tan: “Like he really has to try…”

Seras in blue: “Oh, now YOU want to start with me? I had to endure a horrible anime series, I think I can take on the likes of you!”

Seras in tan: “Oh please! That series was a joke! Go back to your anime you ginger trollop.”

Seras in blue: “At least I didn’t fall into the stereotype of the female sidekick who fell in love with a man! I’m a strong, empowered female character!”

Seras in tan: “Don’t you DARE question my love interest in Mr. Vernedead! You got that, you idiot!”

Seras in blue: “*Long pause; looks confused as to what she should say next* well you got small boobs!”

Seras in tan: “Oh here we go! It always leads to this argument every time, doesn’t it?”

Seras in blue: “Well, it’s true!”

Seras in tan: “Oh please! These are easily bigger than yours.”

Seras in blue: “for an old lady, maybe. Mine are practically hentai character perfect!”

*I finally stop the argument*

Me: “SERAS!”

*Both seras’s stop talking and take notice*
Me: “Your both…miserable, pointless characters. The only reason why both of you exist is because your nothing more than fap-fodder for perverts with a fetish for vampire porn.”

*Long silence, both seras’s stare at the camera for a minute.*

*seras in blue speaks first*
Seras in blue: “You want to kill him.”

Seras in tan: “Definitely.”

*Both seras’s pull out there rifles and take aim. I give a shout of horror and duck down. I’ll edit some gunshot effects into the video to give the impression that both seras’s are shooting up my room.*
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*Seras takes care of blue seras*

Seras in blue: “Hold it!”

Me: “Oh, what do you want now! And…wheres the other one?”

Seras in blue: “Oh, don’t you worry about her. I sent her to the one place on earth that every respectable vampire fears. A living hell for the undead!”

*Cut to a video of the Forks, Washington roadsign, and a female scream is heard shortly after*

Seras in blue: “I take ALOT of crap for how my anime turned out. But in all honestly, it wasn’t my fault. Like any good anime character, I did my best to entertain the viewers with my story. But in the end, it was ultimately up to the writers on how the anime turned out. And I am legitimately sorry that it was a flop.”

Me: “That was… really well put. I couldn’t have said it better myself. I…I guess that I have been a little too judgmental of your anime. And perhaps…”

*Seras lunges at the camera, her fangs in full view. I fall back in my chair, my legs twitching everywhere, giving the impression that she’s ripping me apart. The camera focuses back on seras, who has blood on her face.*

Seras in blue: “Yuck! Tasted like old spice and years of shame.”

*fake spittake; seras walks off camera*
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